Two nights later, finally I’m getting this done! Kenny Omega’s… doing something big, but I can’t remember what it is! Sorry, it’s been a wild past couple days. Join me as I regain my sense of normalcy by doing what I love: Watching wrestling and telling people about it!
Dynamite opens with Tony Schiavone attempting to introduce the contract signing between Kenny Omega and MJF (that’s what it was!), but he keeps getting interrupted by pyro. AND THEN JUDAS!
IT’S CHRIS JERICHO! CHRIS JERICHO IS BACK! IN A FEW MINUTES I’M GOING TO REMEMBER WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON HE’S REVEALED HIMSELF TO BE OVER THE PAST COUPLE YEARS, BUT FOR NOW I AM MARKING THE FUCK OUT!
The crowd chants for Jericho, he picks up a mic. “Winnipeg! AEW! I’m home!”
Backstage, Ospreay attacks Moxley, they brawl, Yuta gets involved to very little success, security pulls them apart.
MJF and Kenny hit the ring, now empty except for the table and chairs. They both sign the document, MJF starts to shit-talk, Kenny tells him to shut up, says he’s not interested in a war of words, he just wants the title, both for himself and because so many people want better than MJF. MJF says he wants to talk about the one thing no one knows about: Kenny still has diverticulitis that could explode his intestines at any time. He says that, at Dynasty, all of Kenny’s fans will see that Kenny is a false god, who would be better off dead anyway. Kenny lunges at MJF, but Mike Bailey hits the ring, says that MJF is trying to goad Kenny into attacking him so the match gets called off, and says that Kenny deserves more respect. He challenges MJF. Kenny says that he spoke to MJF’s doctor, points out that you actually can’t do that and he’s just taking the piss, and says that MJF has no balls. MJF vows to bring out his “American Hero” persona.
Match One: The Demand vs. Brody King, Kenny Omega and National Champion Jack Perry
Kenny and Kaun start off, lockup, Kaun with a side headlock, whip, Ricochet with a knee, Kaun with a slap, Ricochet in, triple team stomps in the corner, Kenny with a back body drop, King in, King and Perry clean house, Kenny joins in, King covers for two as Toa breaks the count, sparking a brawl, the brawl moves to the floor, Ricochet tells the camera “Cry me a river”, Perry and Kaun end up legal and in the ring, Kaun with chops, Ricochet in, The Demand take turns hitting springboard sentons, Ricochet covers for two, stomps, Kaun in, cover for two, stomps, Ricochet in, clears the corner, triple team, Perry and Ricochet trade strikes, Kenny in, cleans house, King helps out, Kenny covers for two, Kaun eventually fights his way out, brawl erupts, Kenny ultimately hits a One Winged Angel for three.
Winners: Kenny Omega, Jack Perry and Brody King
Backstage, Willow Nightingale makes an open challenge for her TBS Championship for Collision.
Elsewhere backstage, Renee tries to get a word with Cage and Cope. Copeland says they’re there to take out FTR and anyone who tries to get in their way. Cage almost attacks Renee with a chair, but Copeland stops him and says that’s not what they meant.
After a commercial, Cope and Cage hit FTR’s locker room and find RPG Vice, who say FTR aren’t there, they’re on Collision tomorrow, but they’ll take a message. Cage says it looks like they’re in their way, so they beat down RPG Vice with chairs, then tell them to take that message.
Match Two: Will Ospreay vs. PAC
PAC attacks Ospreay during his entrance, brainbuster on the ramp. Medics check on Ospreay, they tell him not to compete, he heads toward the ring anyway, the tech keeps telling him not to do it, Ospreay rolls in the ring, the ref rings the bell.
PAC with stomps, foot choke, body slam for one, trading strikes, PAC with a running kick for two, drags him to the apron, elbow from the floor, toss into the barricade, stomps, rolls him into the ring, Atomic Drop, leg sweep for two, trading shots, Ospreay with a dropkick, PAC goes up top, Ospreay tries to club him, PAC with a boot, dives, Ospreay catches him and hits a brainbuster, springboard 450, trading forearms on the apron around the turnbuckle, Ospreay gets the better of it, sunset bomb, blocked, PAC with a DDT, Ospreay only beats the count at 9, PAC with a recliner, Ospreay gets the rope, PAC breaks the count at 4, tussle on the top rope, PAC hits a superplex for two, trading forearms, Ospreay with a powerbomb, Styles Clash for two, goes up top, PAC knocks him, super hurricanrana, Ospreay lands on his feet, PAC with a tombstone, goes up top, Black Arrow, Brutalizer, Ospreay eventually reverses into a rollup for three.
Winner: Will Ospreay
PAC attacks after the bell and beats Ospreay down, Ospreay rebounds with Hidden Blade, Yuta and Garcia attack, Claudio hits the ring with a chair, goes to Pillmanize Ospreay, Mox grabs a mic and says Ospreay’s okay, but what did he think was going to happen when there were six Death Riders and only one of him? He says this could have been a bad night, but instead he’s going to give him a piece of advice: Use your head or lose it permanently. Mox says not to make it personal.
Match Three: Triangle of Madness vs. Shirakawa Mina and the Brawling Birds
Thekla and Mina start off, Thekla suckers Mina in, tags in Skye, who tosses Mina around, Mina ducks an avalanche, hits a lariat, Windsor in, cleans house, Hayter in, assists in cleaning house, covers for two, toss to the corner, triple team, Mina in, Thekla clubs her, Skye covers for two, Hart in, running lariat in the corner, leg sweep for two, mounted punches, cover for two, chinlock, rest of Triangle pull the Birds off the apron, Windsor pops back up and tags in anyway, neckbreaker for two, Hart throws her down, Thekla in, stomp, snapmare, superkick to the back of the head for one, punch to the back, suplex, blocked, Windsor goes for a suplex, blocked by Skye, everyone ends up in the ring going for a 3-on-3 suplex, Mina and the Birds finally hit it, Windsor and Thekla trade shots, Mina in, strikes, slingblade for two, Figure Four, blocked with a boot, Mina with a running knee, brawl erupts, Thekla goes for brass knuckles, Hayter blocks her from using them, Hart Attack, Hayterade to Hart for three.
Winners: Brawling Birds and Shirakawa Mina
After the women clear the ring, Darby Allin comes out, reiterates that he’s coming for the AEW World Championship, says MJF is playing games, and demands to talk to him. Don Callis comes out and says that MJF agrees to Darby getting a title shot, but only if he can beat his hand-picked DCF member at Dynasty. He says they agreed on the perfect member: Andrade. Andrade seems confuses. Callus then says the Family are going to give Darby another beatdown, but before they can hit the ring, King and Jack Perry clear them off. Notably, Andrade was not among the members who tried to attack Darby. It looks like he just walked off. King and Perry have a somewhat awkward staredown with Darby, before Kenny Omega comes out and exchanges inaudible words with Darby.
Main Event: AEW Men’s World Champion MJF vs. “Speedball” Mike Bailey (non-title)
MJF attacks Speedball while they’re posing on the top rope, beats them down, misses an avalanche, Bailey with forearms, goes for Ultimate Weapon, MJF uses the ref as a human shield, eye poke, stomps in the corner, toss to the floor, toss into the steps, rolls Bailey into the ring, chinlock, Bailey tries to elbow out, MJF tosses them down, whip, blocked, Bailey goes for a hurricanrana, reversed into a powerbomb, Bailey with a dropkick, crane kick, blocked with an eye poke, Bailey with a series of kicks, cover for two, kicks to MJF on the floor, top rope moonsault, dropkick, goes up top, MJF rolls away to the apron trip, neckbreaker, reversed with a backslide for two, Bailey with a rollup for two, another, thrust kick, MJF with a pair of kicks, forearm, Bailey with a moonsault slam for two, goes for another moonsault, reversed into a powerbomb for two, front facelock through the ropes, Heat Seeker, blocked, knocks Bailey off the apron anyway, follows, Bailey with a suicide dive, breaks the count, kick, kicks in the chair, running kick, dropkick in the ring, goes up top, MJF trips them, piledriver on the apron, blocked, Bailey with moonsault knees, goes up top, misses moonsault knees, hits a boot, snap dragon, spin kick, another in the corner, goes up top, moonsault knees for two as MJF gets the rope, Bailey sets MJF up top, MJF with a face wrench, both to the apron, Bailey with a trip, misses moonsault knees, MJF with a tombstone on the apron, Heat Seeker for three.
Winner: MJF
MJF keeps punching Bailey after the bell until Kenny chases him off. MJF poses with the belt on the ramp and walks off as Kenny checks on Speedball. Medics also check on Bailey, and Kenny holds Bailey’s arm up, who returns the favour as Dynamite goes off the air.