That’s right, Dynamite is live from Denver, Colorado! Jon Moxley will take on El Clon in an Eliminator Match, the tag title picture continues to grow crowded, and I’m pretty sure there’s another title match but I can’t remember what it is!
Babes of Wrath and Megabad both vow victory in what immediately reveals itself to be the other title match I forgot about. The Bucks swear vengeance while FTR point out that the Bucks attacked Stoke first, and their family put their hands on FTR first.
Match One: AEW Continental Championship Eliminator Match: Jon Moxley (c) vs. El Clon
Lockup, trading attempts at a hold, Clon locks in a side headlock, reversed in kind, Mox with the takeover, Clon forces a break via head scissors, Test of Strength, jockeying for a hold, Clon ends up wrenching an arm, Mox rolls out, Clon with a side headlock, Mox whips his way out, Clon with a tackle, another, Mox doesn’t go down, asks for another, Clon fakes and then hits a spin kick, arm drag, another, dropkick, kip up, Mox with a tackle, Clon rolls to the floor, Mox slams his face into the announce table, punches in the ringside chair, tosses Clon into the barricade, breaks the count, rolls Clon into the ring, suplex for two, crossface, Clon eventually gets the rope, Mox tosses him to the corner, chop, more chops, Clon reverses and hits chops of his own, running forearm, chokes Mox with the tag rope, stomps on the floor, moonsault off the barricade, chop, ten-punch in the ringside chair, tosses Mox into the barricade, forearms, toss into the steps, wrenches Clon’s leg on the steps, stands on him in the corner in the ring, snapmare, running stomp to the back, armbar, Mox snapmares his way out, retreats to the floor, Clon tackles him, boots him across the barricade, roll into the ring, reversed, Mox hits a forearm, climbs to the apron as the 10-minute call goes out, Stomp, Clon beats the count at 9, Mox clotheslines him to the floor, suicide dive, both men back in the ring, trading shots, Mox with a lariat, piledriver for two, boot from the corner, sleeper, Clon breaks in the corner but Mox locks the hold back in, Clon with a Pele kick, suicide moonsault from the top, leaps again with both men in the ring, Mox catches him with a cutter, trading forearms, Mox goes for a stomp, Clon blocks by kipping up, hits a couple kicks, goes up top, double foot stomp for two, after a brief tussle Mox hits a Paradigm Shift, then a Death Rider for three.
Winner: Jon Moxley
They show a video package of Swerve attacking Kenny post-match last week, and Prince Nana interrupts it to yell at the commentators and say that Swerve isn’t phased by a fine and suspension. Swerve then comes out and stands atop the announce table. Nana passes him the mic, Swerve says he thought the fans would enjoy what happened to Kenny, and says he feels no guilt because he warned Kenny that whatever happened next would be on him. He says now he’s taken down all of The Elite, then goes back to his conversation with Hangman when they admitted they regretted what they did to each other, but says in retrospect what he did to Hangman brought about the most successful period of his career, so from now on he lives with no regrets. He says the roster is on notice, because he’s still the most dangerous man in AEW.
Backstage, Brody King calls out Swerve for having a problem with the idea that someone else is the most dangerous man in AEW, and says he’ll be the next champ, not Swerve.
Match Two: Orange Cassidy vs. Gabe Kidd
Kidd with a boot, punch, stomps in the corner, chop, toss to the adjacent corner, beal, slap, goes for another beal, reversed into an arm drag, Cassidy with a rollup for one, another rollup for two, side headlock takeover, blocked, Kidd whips out, Cassidy to the apron, tosses Kidd into the turnbuckle, then the adjacent one, goes to do it into the first one again, blocked, Cassidy goes for a DDT, blocked, Kidd with a forearm for two, both men to the floor, Kidd with a chop, forearm, chop in the ringside chair, headbutt, Cassidy rolls into the ring, Kidd follows, Cassidy with a rollup for two, Kidd with a chop, chop in the corner, whip, Cassidy collapses, Kidd with a whip, Cassidy collapses again, hits a boot, then another, goes for a third, blocked, rolls through, DDT, blocked, Kidd sets Cassidy up top, shoves him to the floor, chop, rolls Cassidy into the ring, Cassidy rolls out the other side, Kidd follows, Cassidy rolls into the ring, Kidd follows, Cassidy rolls out of the ring, Kidd follows, Cassidy rolls into the ring, Kidd with a stomp, suplex, reversed into Stundog Millionaire, Cassidy with a suicide dive, rolls Kidd into the ring, goes up top, diving DDT for two, Beach Break, reversed into a piledriver, reversed into Beach Break, reversed into a sunset flip, blocked, Cassidy with a PK, DDT, Orange Punch, blocked with a forearm, Kidd with a powerbomb for two, knee lift, back suplex, lariat, Cassidy slowly to his feet, facetious chops, Kidd spits in his face, piledriver, reversed into Beach Break for two, Orange Punch, blocked as Kidd pulls the ref in the way, eye gouge, piledriver for three.
Winner: Gabe Kidd
Clark Connors attacks Cassidy after the bell and beats him down, until Darby Allin makes the save, clubs Kidd with the skateboard, offers it to Connors but then hits Code Red, Cassidy hits Kidd with an Orange Punch, Darby with a top rope double foot stomp with the skateboard.
Excalibur reveals that Kris Statlander has been cleared to compete as of earlier today, and Thunder Rosa will get a title shot against Thekla next week. Renee asks Rosa about it, Rosa says she doesn’t have times to play stupid games, so she’s just going to take the championship. Stat tells her to be careful, Rosa takes offense. Renee asks Stat why she’s so worried, Stat just shakes her head and walks off.
Match Three: Kevin Knight vs. Mansoor
This is revealed to be a standby match.
Lockup, Mansoor with a side headlock, Knight whips his way out, Mansoor poses, offers to touch tips, boot to the gut, forearm, whip, Knight with a Manhattan Drop, dropkick, Mansoor rolls to the stage, rolls back in the ring with a chop block, eye gouge, neckbreaker, stomps, whip to the corner, Knight with an elbow, back suplex, blocked, Mansoor with a Manhattan Drop, spinebuster, goes up top, misses a moonsault, Knight with a pair of lariats, whip, reversed, Knight floats over, dropkick, Mansoor with a boot in the corner, goes up top, Knight with a hurricanrana, leaping DDT, goes up top, UFO for three.
Winner: Kevin Knight
Knight grabs a mic and says Hangman is retaining at Revolution no matter the stipulation, then challenges his Trios Championship partner for his hypothetical championship.
After a commercial, Tony Schiavone welcomes Hangman and MJF to the ring. MJF says Hangman was brave for offering to never challenge for the title again if he loses, especially because MJF already ended someone’s AEW career under the same stipulation. He says the fans in Denver will never have any say over the stipulation, then offers a coin flip instead. He offers his own stipulation: One-way No Disqualification (MJF can’t be disqualified, but Hangman can). Hangman agrees to the coin flip, but warns MJF that a Texas Death Match will forever change MJF. He says he’ll win no matter the stipulation, but says if he can’t beat MJF, he doesn’t deserve to ever be champion again. MJF flips the coin, and it lands on heads: MJF’s stipulation. MJF starts to walk away smiling, but Hangman demands to see the quarter. MJF says no and starts to walk away, he’s blocked by JetSpeed and Brodido. Hangman says he knows there’s no way MJF would leave this to chance, so he asks to see the quarter again. MJF tries to run, he’s forced into the ring, it’s revealed to be a two-headed quarter, and Tony Schiavone announces that Tony Khan has declared that the match will be Texas Death because of MJF’s perfidy.
They show a clip from after Dynamite last week where the Brawling Birds brag about their win last week and say they’re here to beat people up.
Match Four: AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championships: Babes of Wrath (c) vs. Megabad
Bayne and Willow start off, shoving match, trading forearms, trading tackles, Ford in, Bayne with a boot, double team beatdown, Bayne with a pair of tackles, Harley in, running knee, aided senton for two, brawl, brawl spills to the floor, Bayne and Harley end up legal in the ring, Bayne with shoulder tackles in the corner, fireman’s carry for two, avalanche, lariat, another, third, Harley with forearms, Tornado DDT, Willow in, cleans house, spinebuster for two, fireman’s carry, reversed in kind, Willow blocks with elbows, German, Bayne to the floor, Willow with a cannonball, rolls Bayne into the ring, Babe With The Powerbomb, blocked, Lena Kross hits Willow with the belt.
Winners by DQ and STILL AEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions: Babes of Wrath
Kross and Bayne beat down the champs while Ford remains down on the outside.
Match Five: Brody King vs. Mark Davis
As the bell rings, the crowd again chants “Fuck Ice”. Life is good.
Lockup, tussle around the ring, break, lockup, tussle around the ring, break, go for another lockup, Davis with a knee, trading knees, trading chops, Davis with a finger to the eye, side headlock, punch, eye wrench, body slam, misses a senton, King hits a senton, avalanche, reversed into an inner thigh attack, Davis with a running forearm, cover for one, chinlock, King escapes with elbows, Davis with elbows, King with a DVD, suicide dive, blocked with a forearm, Davis continues to beat King on the floor, running hip attack on the ringside chair, trading chops, Davis rolls King into the ring, goes up top, King with a chop, forearm, punches to the back, Davis with punches, King with forearms, Davis with an eye gouge, King with a back rake, superplex, misses a lariat, Davis with a back suplex, trading forearms, King with a chop, Davis with a lariat, King with a lariat, Black Hole Slam, Davis rolls to the floor, King with a suicide dive, slams Davis’ injured hand into the steps, toss into the barricade, reversed, Davis sets King up on the ringside chair, misses a hip attack, King with a crossbody into the barricade, rolls Davis back into the ring, cannonball, fireman’s carry, Davis reverses into a sleeper, King wrenches the injured hand, stomps it, lariat, trading lariats, Davis with a back suplex, King with a back suplex, Davis with a lariat, King with chops, Davis with an enziguri, King with a lariat, another for three.
Winner: Brody King
King grabs a mic and calls out Swerve to tell him he’s not the most dangerous man in AEW. He then challenges him for Revolution. Bandido then says he wants a fight at Revolution too. Andrade comes out and stares down Bandido.
Renee asks Kyle Fletcher about Tommaso Ciampa challenging him to a rematch. Fletcher says Ciampa has no claim to the championship, and now Silvie is Pinkie (the strap is pink now). Okada walks in and says they’ve both consistently been champions, unlike Takeshita. He says they should team up as Protokada on Collision.
Main Event: Mile High Madness (No DQ): The Demand and FTR vs. Jack Perry, The Young Bucks and The Rascalz
Match begins as a wild brawl, quickly spills all over the arena while Tarzan Boy keeps playing, Nick Jackson ends up falling down the stairs, he’s back in the action before too long, they finally stop playing Tarzan Boy, The Demand eventually get The Rascalz into the ring for a 3-on-2, Toa sets up a table while Matt Jackson levels Cash Wheeler with his own championship belt as their partners brawl elsewhere, then it kind of goes back to a formless brawl on the floor, Toa eventually goes to toss Dezmond Xavier off the stage but Myron Reed runs in and sprays him with a fire extinguisher, then runs a train until FTR slam him into the announce table, only for Jack Perry to hit them both with a suicide dive, grabs a vacuum cleaner and clubs some fools with it, DDT to Toa for two, the brawl makes its way into the ring as the Bucks double team Kaun, Young Buck Driver to Ricochet, Nick hits him with a senton on a trash can for two, brawl with FTR, Superkick Party alongside The Rascalz, Bucks go to suplex Toa through the table he set up earlier, Toa suplexes both of them instead, albeit not through the table, five-man superkick to Toa, the good guys hit a cavalcade of various jumps on various opponents, Jack Perry goes to piledrive Toa but ends up getting a back body drop through the table instead, Wentz goes on a tear taking down everyone in the ring until Toa hits him with a headbutt, Kaun kicks Xavier out of the air, Power and Glory to Xavier, Ricochet hits him with a 450 for two as the Bucks and Wentz break the count, good guys clear the ring of all but FTR, who go for a spike piledriver to Nick, Bucks block it, Bucks and FTR trade offense, The Rascalz hit Ricochet with a double team Spanish fly from the barricade through a table on the floor, Rascalz tee off on Kaun in the ring, Toa interjects, Jack Perry hits a sunset bomb through the ropes and a table with help from some Bucks superkicks, Bucks and FTR fight some more, Bucks clear Dax from the ring, toss Cash into both Dax and somehow another table, the good guys rally against Ricochet and Kaun, BTE Trigger to Ricochet, Bucks toss Perry into Ricochet, allowing him to hit a running knee for three.
Winners: Jack Perry, The Young Bucks and the Rascalz
The winners celebrate as Dynamite goes off the air fairly quickly after the bell.