Ian’s Championship Match Dynamite Recap (In Progress)

AEW

Tonight, Women’s World Champion Kris Statlander defends against Thekla! TNT Champion Mark Briscoe defends against El Clon! Another title match that I can’t remember because it’s been a long week in my personal life! And more!

Match One: Kenny Omega vs. Rocky Romero

Rocky attacks at the bell, stomps in the corner, Kenny tosses Rocky to the corner, punches, whip, running hip attack, toss to the floor, suicide dive, rolls Rocky into the ring, Fameasser, punt kick to the gut, Slingblade, misses a V-Trigger when Rocky rolls to the floor, trading shots, Kenny misses a boot, Rocky with a cutter for two, chop in the corner, Forever Clotheslines, dragon suplex, blocked with an elbow, Rocky goes for Sliced Bread, blocked, misses an enziguri then hits an enziguri, Kenny with a V-Trigger, snap dragon, V-Trigger, One Winged Angel for three.

Winner: Kenny Omega

After the bell, Tony Schiavone asks Kenny Omega about the just-announced mini tournament to crown a #1 Contender at Revolution. Kenny reiterates that he feels the best he has in years, and whether he has to beat someone he hates or someone he loves, he’ll become the #1 Contender. Hangman Page comes out, says he’d rather be fighting alongside Kenny than against him, and admits that he overlooked Samoa Joe because he was sure he’d have a long reign. He says that no one else will become the next AEW World Champion. Swerve then comes out, reminds everyone that he’s been undefeated since returning, and says he doesn’t care who he has to go through. Kenny says it sounds like Swerve is looking for a fight more than a match. Don Callis comes out and says that Andrade will be ending Swerve’s undefeated streak tonight, then he’ll be coming for Kenny. Kenny says that Don Callis shouldn’t be talking about what everyone else has to worry about, then he chases Callis off.

Backstage, Babes of Wrath promise the Sisters of Sin a tag title match on Collision if they don’t interfere tonight.

Match Two: Continental Championship Eliminator Match: Jon Moxley (c) vs. Ace Austin

Mox with a big boot, toss to the corner, chops, forearm, ten-punch, headbutt, Austin with a side headlock takeover into a rollup, trading chops, tussle, both men to the floor, Austin with a kick, ten-punch on the barricade, both men in the ring, Austin with a snapmare, triangle choke, stomps, cross arm breaker, reversed into a rollup for two, Mox with shoulder tackles in the corner, sets Austin up top, chop, back rake, superplex, avalanche, Austin with a lariat, leg drop, hanging clothesline in the corner, multiple lariats, Mox with a lariat, piledriver, blocked, Mox with a rollup for two, trading rollups for two, mutual chop, trading forearms, Austin with a spin kick for two, trading strikes, Austin with a kick, another for two, Fold, reversed into a cutter, Mox with Death Rider for three.

Winner: Jon Moxley

Takeshita comes out after the bell and stares down Mox. Mox says off-mic that he remembers Takeshita beat him in the C2. After Takeshita leaves, Davis and Doyle attack Mox. That’s the third title match! Davis and Doyle vs. FTR!

Match Three: TNT Championship: Mark Briscoe (c) vs. El Clon

Lockup, Clon with a side headlock, Briscoe finesses out, Clon locks it back in, Briscoe whips his way out, reversed, jockeying, Clon with an elbow for two, Briscoe beats Clon to the floor, headbutt, grabs a chair, tosses it into the ring, goes to use it to launch himself, Clon interjects, throws it at him, misses, trading strikes, Briscoe with a lariat, baseball slide, Tower of London from the apron, heads back into the ring, Clon traps him in the apron, boot, boot on the floor, toss into the steps, running kick, boot wash on the steps, rolls him into the ring, pair of covers for one, abdominal stretch, trading chops, Clon stands on Briscoe in the corner, stomps, wrenches arms in the corner, stomps, springboard moonsault for two, drops to the floor, Briscoe with a suicide dive, rolls Clon into the ring, Clon with a superkick, Briscoe with punches, mutual clotheslines, trading forearms, Briscoe with a t-bone suplex, avalanche, fisherman buster, goes up top, Froggy Bow for two, Jay Driller, Clon pops back up, Briscoe with a kick, Clon with a Pele kick, Asai moonsault on the floor, rolls Briscoe into the ring, goes up top, double foot stomp, goes for what almost looks like Made In Japan, blocked, Clon with a kick, Portal Bomb, reversed into a rollup for three.

Winner and STILL TNT Champion: Mark Briscoe

Briscoe grabs a mic and says he still plans to be a fighting champion. He makes an open challenge for Collision, but says no one from the Don Callis Family can accept. The lights go out. An unknown theme plays, and IT’S TOMMASO CIAMPA! He enters the ring, stares down the champ, and says he’s coming for the championship.