Tonight’s Dynamite is the last before Forbidden Door, but most importantly comes to you from the greatest nation on Earth: Scotland! Toni Storm will team with Alex Windsor to take on Athena and Mercedes Mone, the #1 Contenders for the tag team championships will be crowned, and most importantly, Scotland!
Triller decided to be fucky, so this recap will be up some time Thursday afternoon!
Dynamite opens with Bryan Danielson joining the commentary table.
Will Ospreay hits the ring for a face-to-face with Jon Moxley. He thanks the crowd for their reception, and says he really needed it. He talks about working the Scottish indies, and going out for sausage rolls at Gregg’s. This gets a “sausage rolls” chant. Then he says no vegan rolls, then immediately apologizes to Bryan Danielson. The vegan sausage roll at Gregg’s is actually on my bucket list.
He says he got bad news last week, and it caught him by surprise because he used to be indestructible. He says he didn’t get cleared for Forbidden Door, but he’s doing it anyway, because it isn’t sanctioned to begin with. He says, because there’s a chance he won’t be able to be Will Ospreay afterward, he’s leaving it all in the ring on Sunday. He says his motivation is revenge, which draws out the Death Riders. They’re about to jump, before Ospreay challenges Mox to do it himself. JetSpeed then hit the ring and brawl with the Death Riders, before Tanahashi comes out to join the fray.
Match One: Death Riders vs. JetSpeed and Tanahashi Hiroshi
Match starts as a wild brawl, then settles down to Mox and Tanahashi. Trading shots, Mox with a face rake, Claudio in, Yuta in, mixed strikes, Tanahashi with a dragon screw, Speedball in, kicks, standing shooting star for two, Claudio in, Shafir pulls Knight off the apron, the ref ejects her, Knight in, dropkick, Shafir refuses to leave so Ospreay comes back out and drags her off, Mox tosses Knight to the floor, then into the barricade, eye gouge, rolls Knight into the ring, Claudio with a chinlock, Mox in, arm wrench in the ropes, rope break, Yuta joins in, Mox with a forearm, clothesline in the corner, Yuta in, knocks him around, Mox in, knocks Knight around some more, Claudio in, knocks Knight around yet again, Knight with a dropkick, Yuta in, Tanahashi in, Tanahashi with mixed strikes, clears the corner, body slam, goes up top, senton for two, brawl erupts, good guys take advantage, Bullet Club War Dogs run out for a distraction, Ospreay comes back out with ostensibly Shafir in a body bag, JetSpeed floor the Dogs with suicide dives, Tanahashi hits High Fly Flow for three.
Winners: Tanahashi Hiroshi and JetSpeed
Brawl erupts after the bell, the Bucks attack Ospreay, start to unzip the body bag, Undisputed Kingdom chase them off, Death Riders go to unzip the bag, Darby Allin emerges from the bag revealing it to be a ruse, then starts beating down the Death Riders. The Opps then rush out and brawl with BCWD, the fight spreads into the crowd, Darby jumps off an entrance way onto all the bad guys.
After a commercial, Adam Copeland hits the ring, followed by Christian Cage. Christian starts to heel on the crowd, before Copeland takes the mic and says he doesn’t have to be that guy anymore, the people love them. He says Christian is an asshole, but sometimes you need an asshole, and Christian is his asshole. Dude, phrasing! Tony Schiavone asks Christian if he’s found himself, and Christian says he did, and found that he doesn’t need to change a thing, he’s perfect just the way he is. He says they aren’t on the same page by a long shot, there’s too much between them, but at this point they’re at least writing in the same book. He says this isn’t a happy reunion, it’s a reunion out of necessity, and that they’ll go after FTR next, but he can’t commit to anything after that. He says this version of Christian will be the best tag team partner Copeland has ever had. Kip Sabian comes out and accuses him of pandering. Nick Wayne comes on the big screen with crutches, and says Copeland broke his foot last week. He says it’s a blessing in disguise for Copeland and Cage that he can’t make it on Sunday, then says it might not be, because he’s always one step ahead.
His replacement is then revealed to be Killswitch! A brawl ensues, and Killswitch chokeslams Copeland, stares down Cage, starts to walk away, but then thinks better of it and chokeslams Cage.
Backstage, Mark Briscoe says he’s come for MJF.
Ricochet starts to cut a promo, before MJF comes in and proposes they team up against a common enemy in Mark Briscoe. Ricochet says normally he delights in MJF’s suffering, but since it’s Briscoe, he’s down.
Match Two: Tag Team Tournament Final: FTR vs. BroDido
Bandido and Dax start off, lockup, Dax gets Bandido to the corner, break, Bandido with a shove, lockup, Dax wrenches an arm, Bandido rolls his way out, wrenches an arm, Dax whips out, Bandido with a shoulder tackle, lockup, Dax with a side headlock takeover, tackle, Cash antagonizes Bandido, lockup, jockeying for position, Dax with a shove, Cash in, side headlock, hammerlock, Bandido with a trip, dropkick, Dax tries to run in and gets dropkicked too, Dax tosses a chair on the floor, King in, lockup, King with a shove, repeat, a third time, chop, Dax in, forearms, chop, King with one forearm, repeat, a third time, this time King with another forearm, chop, another chop, Cash jumps on King’s back, brief double team results in Dax hitting King with a piledriver, King gets back up and cleans house, they eventually toss him to the floor where Stokely hits him on the way down, something falls out of Stokely’s sling revealing. that it was loaded, Dax grabs a mic and taunts the crowd, tosses King into the barricade, chop, sets him up on the ringside chair, quick punches, King with a forearm, chop, chop for Cash, rolls into the ring, Dax follows, grabs a leg, tags in Cash, Cash with a boot to the back, dropkick for one, Dax in, double team beatdown, trading shots with King, King with a back suplex, Cash in, Vader Bomb for two, Bandido in, cleans house, sunset bomb for two, punches, Cash runs in, double team, Bandido rebounds, tosses them both to the floor, suicide senton, reversed into a double team toss into the apron, double team beatdown on the floor, Dax rolls Bandido into the ring, brainbuster for two, Cash in, leg drop for two, forearm to the gut, Dax in, both men on the apron, Dax sets Bandido up top, goes for Power and Glory, blocked by chops, Dax refuses to go down but eventually does, Bandido boots Cash, top rope splash for two, goes for a tag, Cash knocks King off the top rope, Dax with a rope choke, break, Cash with a boot, Dax goes up top, Bandido with a swing kick, super hurricanrana for two, Cash in, elbow to the back, cover for two, chinlock, Million Dollar Dream, Bandido elbows his way out, back suplex, Dax in, chops in the corner, Cash comes in for a double team but Bandido chops them both into oblivion and hits a hurricanrana on both of them, goes for a tag, blocked, hits a DDT on both of them instead, King in, cleans house, powerbomb for two as Cash breaks the count, King continues to clean house, Bandido tags in, King with a suicide cannonball to both opponents, Bandido with a suicide dive, King with a crossbody to Cash across the barricade, Bandido rolls Dax into the ring, goes up top, Stokely grabs his leg, Bandido grabs his stolen mask, kicks him away, kick to Dax, switches masks, goes up top, frog splash for two, Cash tosses King into the ring post and hits a Tornado DDT, distracts Bandido, Dax with a forearm, sets Bandido up top, go for Power and Glory, King pulls Cash off the top rope for a hangman’s sleeper, Bandido reverses the superplex for two, sets Dax up top, they go for Power and Glory themselves, Cash tosses Bandido to the floor, Dax crotches King, back superplex, Cash hits a splash, Dax covers for two, the announcer gives a five minute warning, FTR go for a Shatter Machine to King, blocked, Bandido in, Shatter Machine to King, Bandido with a series of rollups for two, Dax in, inverted Doomsday Device for two, Shatter Machine, blocked by King, hangman’s sleeper to Dax, announcer gives a three minute warning, Dax pulls King out on the apron, trading chops, King gets the better of it, Dax falls to the floor, King with chops to Cash, Dax runs back up, spike piledriver on the apron, Bandido with a top rope moonsault to both members of FTR, rolls Dax into the ring, two minute warning, Bandido misses a top rope moonsault but lands on his feet, reverses Shatter Machine into a DDT to Cash, kick to Dax, goes for 21-Plex, Cash blocks, Bandido trips him into the rope, goes for a 21-Plex, Dax blocks, Shatter Machine for two as King breaks the count, one minute warning, FTR grab a table, King tees off on both of them, 30 second warning, King tosses Cash into the barricade, then tosses Dax into the barricade, misses a crossbody, Bandido goes to kick Cash off the apron, Cash ducks, goes for a suicide dive, misses and goes through the table, the bell rings for time.
Match Result: Time Limit Draw
In the ring, Bandido hits Dax with a 21-Plex and covers before the ref informs him that the time limit is up. The announcer then announces that it will be a three-way at Forbidden Door.
Hurt Syndicate come out and stare down their opponents.
After a commercial, Hangman Page hits the ring. He says MJF jumped him because that’s how MJF does things. He says it would be a waste of time to call out MJF, because MJF won’t do it. He says the shenanigans will end at Forbidden Door. MJF’s music hits, but no MJF comes out. Tony Schiavone says he’s gotten word that they have a message: MJF has commandeered a camera, and if Hangman leaves the ring before he finishes, something bad is going to happen. MJF then comes across the big screen, reveals that Mark Briscoe is tied up, but he’ll be set free on three conditions, otherwise they’re going to set him on fire. To show they’re serious, they cover Briscoe in gasoline. The first demand is that the title can change hands via DQ, the second is that it can change hands by countout, and the third is that the match is granted without MJF having to use his contract. He asks Hangman for a decision, then Kaun passes him a lighter. He gives Hangman to the count of five, lights the lighter, and Page gives him what he wants at five. As the feed cuts on the big screen, Hangman goes after MJF with a chair.
After a commercial, Hangman blindsides Ricochet with the chair, then demands to know where MJF is. Security pull him off and tell him that MJF has already left, Hangman responds by decking the guard who told him, and leaving.
Main Event: TBS Champion Mercedes Mone and ROH Women’s World Champion Athena vs. AEW Women’s World Champion Toni Storm and Alex Windsor
Mone and Windsor start off, lockup, Mone with a side headlock, eventually reversed, Mone punches her way out, Windsor with a side headlock takeover, Mone with mixed strikes, Windsor with a tackle, rear waistlock, Mone with an elbow, arm drag, crossface, blocked, Windsor with a snapmare, Mone with a forearm, springboard arm drag, Windsor sets her up top, Mone with a boot, top rope crossbody for two, Storm in, tells Mone to get in her belly, Athena in, some jockeying, Storm locks in a side headlock, tackle, Athena kips up, Storm trips her, dropkick, backbreaker for one, Windsor in, double suplex, blocked by Mone, Storm and Windsor beat down their opponents, Storm misses an aided hip attack, Mone tosses Windsor to the floor, Storm cuts her off, Athena tackles Storm, argues with Mone, Mone helps her hit a suicide dive, Storm knocks Mone off the apron, tussles with Athena on the floor, Athena ends up hitting a powerbomb, Windsor with a suicide senton to both women, tosses Athena into the apron, Mone grabs Windsor’s leg, Athena kicks Windsor, Mone in, double team stomps, punch to the back, toss to. the corner, foot choke, Athena in, foot choke, Mone in, foot choke, snapmare, knees to the back, chinlock, Athena in, Mone with knees, Athena with a running boot, Mone in, running knees, Athena in, misses a forearm and hits Mone, Windsor with a boot, Storm in, cleans house, fisherman’s suplex for two, Windsor in, forearm, Windsor knocks Mone off the apron, kick/lariat combo to Athena for two, punches to the back, Storm in, Storm Zero, blocked, Mone knocks Windsor off the top rope, Athena with a rollup for two, Mone tags in, Storm with a Mongolian Chop to Athena who she thinks is still legal, Athena with a lung blower into a Mone back stabber, crossface, Windsor breaks the count, bad guys with stomps and a double team foot choke in the corner, Athena with a running elbow, Mone in, misses running knees, Athena in, Storm with elbows, Tornado DDT, double tag, Windsor with chops to Mone, whip to the corner, lariat, another lariat, kip up, lariat for two, Blue Thunder Bomb for two as Athena breaks it up, Storm locks Athena in a chicken wing, Athena tosses her to the floor, piledriver on the steel steps, Windsor covers Mone for two, reversed into a rollup for one, Windsor with a forearm to Athena, Mone goes for Statement Maker, reversed into a Samoan Drop, Windsor locks in the Sharpshooter, Mone taps but the ref informs Windsor that Mone is not legal, which catches everyone off guard, including the commentators, Athena hits an O-Face for three.
Winners: Athena and Mercedes Mone
Mone taungs Persephone in the crowd, who responds by shoving her.
During the match, the commentators informed us that the tag team title match will be under elimination rules.
Medical staff check on Storm as Athena and Mone celebrate and Dynamite goes off the air.